Saturday, October 21, 2006

Undercover Ass Video



So someone who knows me well sends me a link to this clip, which is basically some chick with a fantastic ass apparently coming out of an airport and wandering into town. (Those who know me know that I am an Ass man!!!) And this isn't the first time I've seen this sort of clip, I have several friends who must surf around video sites all day or something, cause I get several different videos a week; butts, boobs, bike crashes, fights, sports stuff, etc.) I have to wonder how these guys that film this stuff do it. I mean they do this undercover filming, post it on sites like YouTube and then they critique each others' works as if they were comparing Oscar nominated movies. Even more intriguing is the thought process that has to go into this sort of thing. In the aforementioned clip, the guy's clearly got some kinda camera hidden in a briefcase. But how long can you follow someone -- especially in, say, a mall -- before you get discovered? I mean, wouldnt it quickly become obvious after a minute or two.

To be honest, as fucking fantastic as this stuff is -- hey, it saves me the trouble of actually walking around outside staring at these asses myself -- what I'd really love to see is a secret film of the guys who secretly film these ladies' rear ends. I mean, let's learn more about the technique. How are they positioning their brief case? Have any of them evolved to James Bond-esque pen cameras? Screw wasting our valuable technology on searching Mars; what the fuck do I care about red rocks? Channel that money to some of these abudding directors and let's see how quickly they can bring the fine art of voyeur ass photography to its next level.

Okay, now that I've gotten that out of the way, by all that is holy, LOOK AT THIS GIRL. Sweet God Almighty! Baby got Back!!! I lived in Mexico and South America, so I saw this on a daily basis. My buddy who lives in Bolivia sent this one to me. I've I have to admit, I have replayed this clip over a few times. My buddy Todd is a reward to anyone who can identify and locate her.

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